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Voicemails From Crazy People
April 5, 2009
It’s times like tonight when I wish I’d saved ALL the voicemails crazy people have left on my phone over the years.
Because then I’d have dozens and dozens to share with you here on my site.
Instead, I only have this small collection from 4 different people.
It starts off with a taste of what I like to call “The Life & Times of Matt” – join me as we take an inside look into the twisted, wretched shell of a young man groping at life to discover meaning and purpose… ultimately realizing there is never a rose without a thorn.
Then we’ll journey to the outer limits of someone I should’ve never given my phone number to in the first place with one I nicknamed… “Tequila Girl”, otherwise known as Stephanie.
Next up – the cute, adorable, almost-lovable-if-it-weren’t-for-so-many-damn-calls-at-all-hours-of-the-night-and-day… Tera.
Finally we’ll end with a call I got from a young gentleman concerned about the welfare of his genitals.
Enjoy! I certainly did whenever I put these together this evening 
Oh, the memories…
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those are great clips, thanks for sharing, i love those kinds of things. i listen to alot of tom mabe and the revenge on the telemarketers.
I used to have the best voice mail that somehow got placed on my phone after I just purchased it. All my friend were so confused but it was hilarious.