"Better than Cosmo! Others just recite facts, but I like your posts best because of the in-depth analysis."
"Great work! Your stuff is a sight for sore eyes in this wash of dumbed down crap for the masses I see all the time on the internet."
"Greg is a dapper gent, intelligent, and easy to hang with. He made me feel right at home in his film noir-esque lair. We talked at great length about books, influences (we both write), and on a broad range of topics that might cause one to raise an eye brow while pondering. He was great fun to roam the city with. I'm looking forward to another round of pursuing art exhibits and deep dialog over late night coffees the next time we cross paths."
"Greg! Thank you so much! I will not forget this! Your help will make it easier for me to secure a job when I get back home from Switzerland!"
"Dude I hate to write you about this again but those nutrition tips you sent me were a fucking godsend. Anyway, I do appreciate ya... you're a good egg."
"Dear Mr. Greg: You are creative and amusing... two things I find irresistible. If I didn't live so far away, I'd go after you myself! Thanks for all the laughs."
"Hey thanks for all the stuff on girls and relationships. I was up reading last night for like 3 hours. We had an earthquake not too long ago here in California, but man, some of the stuff you wrote shook me more than the quake!"
"I have to say, you provided several hours of entertainment for me just now. It is a great thing to know there are other people with similarly twisted senses of humor and intelligence. Thank you very much Greg Thompson, and good luck with the woman of your dreams. Should you ever feel the need to entertain me again, please feel free to do so, I'll take it any way I can get it."Archive for 'weird' tag
Voicemails From Crazy People
Sunday, April 5th, 2009It’s times like tonight when I wish I’d saved ALL the voicemails crazy people have left on my phone over the years.
Because then I’d have dozens and dozens to share with you here on my site.
Instead, I only have this small collection from 4 different people.
It starts off with a taste of what I like [...]
The Life and Times of Matt [4:33m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Tequila Girl [2:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Sweet Tera [18:56m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Why Does It Bleeeed [0:14m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadThe Ghost Who Gave Back Massages
Sunday, February 8th, 2009As we often did in those days, late one night in 2006 I lay stretched across the bed, on the phone with my girlfriend Christine.
Her Cuteness blathered on about such-n-such issue of little consequence when all of a sudden I heard her shriek followed by a loud *clunk* *clunk* *clunk*
“…Christine? Are you ok?”
It was no [...]
Jeff Paul Teleseminar Call Gone Horribly Wrong
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008Have you ever been on one of those teleseminars where they pitch you something?
I have. A shitload of ‘em. And I love it.
Why? Because recording successful teleconferences by well-known pseudo-celebrity marketers is a great way to discover new appeals, offers, and selling strategies that’d otherwise fly under the radar, completely unnoticed. As a copywriter, they’re [...]
Is Reverse Speech Real Or Just Random Bullshit?
Thursday, May 15th, 2008As some of you may be aware, there is an idea of “reverse speech”, that is the playing of various audio backwards where the goal is to see what actual words and phrases can be heard in the dialogue. The theory behind it seems to be that whatever is heard in the reverse speech is [...]
