Archive for 'seattle' tag

My Hell of a New Year’s In Seattle

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

On Christmas afternoon, 2008, my friend Matt and I jumped on a plane to Seattle, Washington. I hadn’t been there in almost 6 years.
Maybe it should’ve been longer.
What follows are 2 pieces I wrote earlier, describing the “highlights” of our little journey:
[begin part 1, written 2 days after our arrival]
I’m writing now from cold, snowy, [...]

An Open Letter To Starbucks

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Dear Starbucks,
Hey, is there anywhere to get a decent cup of coffee around here?
Oh, come on. Don’t look so sad. When we’re in the mood for a twenty-four-ounce cup of pumpkin-pie-flavored Cool Whip, a Feist CD covered in mocha fingerprints, a possibly exaggerated memoir by a former child soldier, and some customer “service” that denies [...]

Why It’s Cool To Stop Trying To Be Cool

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

What follows is an article from GQ written by a pretty funny guy named Dan Kennedy (no relation to the marketing guru) — it’s an article I liked so much, and hit a nerve very close to me so well, I had the determination to ripĀ its pages from the issue and type the whole thing [...]