"Better than Cosmo! Others just recite facts, but I like your posts best because of the in-depth analysis."
"Great work! Your stuff is a sight for sore eyes in this wash of dumbed down crap for the masses I see all the time on the internet."
"Greg is a dapper gent, intelligent, and easy to hang with. He made me feel right at home in his film noir-esque lair. We talked at great length about books, influences (we both write), and on a broad range of topics that might cause one to raise an eye brow while pondering. He was great fun to roam the city with. I'm looking forward to another round of pursuing art exhibits and deep dialog over late night coffees the next time we cross paths."
"Greg! Thank you so much! I will not forget this! Your help will make it easier for me to secure a job when I get back home from Switzerland!"
"Dude I hate to write you about this again but those nutrition tips you sent me were a fucking godsend. Anyway, I do appreciate ya... you're a good egg."
"Dear Mr. Greg: You are creative and amusing... two things I find irresistible. If I didn't live so far away, I'd go after you myself! Thanks for all the laughs."
"Hey thanks for all the stuff on girls and relationships. I was up reading last night for like 3 hours. We had an earthquake not too long ago here in California, but man, some of the stuff you wrote shook me more than the quake!"
"I have to say, you provided several hours of entertainment for me just now. It is a great thing to know there are other people with similarly twisted senses of humor and intelligence. Thank you very much Greg Thompson, and good luck with the woman of your dreams. Should you ever feel the need to entertain me again, please feel free to do so, I'll take it any way I can get it."Archive for 'Humor' tag
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Sunday, December 21st, 2008I get around 400 e-mail messages per day. Out of that 400, about 310 of them are spam. And since spam filters aren’t perfect, I do spend a little time each day making sure none of my REAL messages end up among all the garbage… wouldn’t want that inheritance check notification from granny flushed down [...]
Fashion vs. Style – Striking Your Perfect Balance of Self-Expression
Monday, September 1st, 2008There’s a big difference between “fashion” and “style.” Fashion is about clothes and their relationship to the moment in time they’re being presented in. Style is about you and your relationship to yourself. Fashion is in the clothes. Style is in the wearer. Fashion moves in cycles based on the collective social mood of the [...]
Jeff Paul Teleseminar Call Gone Horribly Wrong
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008Have you ever been on one of those teleseminars where they pitch you something? I have. A shitload of ‘em. And I love it. Why? Because recording successful teleconferences by well-known pseudo-celebrity marketers is a great way to discover new appeals, offers, and selling strategies that’d otherwise fly under the radar, completely unnoticed. As a [...]
A Tribute To Dumb Stock Photography
Thursday, May 15th, 2008The great boom of the 1990′s brought us fast times and less attention to detail and substance in the world than perhaps ever before. In a special tribute, we take a critical look at the hilarity and absurdity of the idea that has become Stock Photography. If you were one of the “lucky” ones to [...]
Are European Men Really More Romantic?
Thursday, May 15th, 2008Hey Girls, Do you think European men are more romantic than we Americans? Maybe you should read these letters before passing any hasty judgement… Letter #1: I just got back from a semester abroad in Europe, and let me tell you, it truly was the most magical, amazing experience of my entire life. The French countryside was like [...]
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