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« Previous EntriesVoicemails From Crazy People
Sunday, April 5th, 2009It’s times like tonight when I wish I’d saved ALL the voicemails crazy people have left on my phone over the years. Because then I’d have dozens and dozens to share with you here on my site. Instead, I only have this small collection from 4 different people. It starts off with a taste of [...]
5 Reasons Why Guys Leave The Girls They Love… And What To Do About It
Sunday, October 12th, 2008You’ve been with your guy for awhile now… he’s into you, you’re into him. As an anniversary fast approaches, you imagine nothing but a shining future together. Happiness. Then – out of nowhere – he calls it quits. What went wrong? Since I’ve had some experience with this and since, obviously, I am a guy [...]
How To Enjoy Your Life More: Part 3
Thursday, August 7th, 2008Have you come to believe that pleasure and joy are for small children and simpletons? Have you ever met anyone who thought so? I used carry the opinion that any activity which primarily tapped into the human instinctual “reptilian brain”, or sometimes even the “emotional brain”, was a complete and utter waste of time. I [...]
Are European Men Really More Romantic?
Thursday, May 15th, 2008Hey Girls, Do you think European men are more romantic than we Americans? Maybe you should read these letters before passing any hasty judgement… Letter #1: I just got back from a semester abroad in Europe, and let me tell you, it truly was the most magical, amazing experience of my entire life. The French countryside was like [...]
Why It’s Cool To Stop Trying To Be Cool
Saturday, May 10th, 2008What follows is an article from GQ written by a pretty funny guy named Dan Kennedy (no relation to the marketing guru) — it’s an article I liked so much, and hit a nerve very close to me so well, I had the determination to rip its pages from the issue and type the whole thing [...]
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"Better than Cosmo! Others just recite facts, but I like your posts best because of the in-depth analysis."
"Great work! Your stuff is a sight for sore eyes in this wash of dumbed down crap for the masses I see all the time on the internet."
"Greg is a dapper gent, intelligent, and easy to hang with. He made me feel right at home in his film noir-esque lair. We talked at great length about books, influences (we both write), and on a broad range of topics that might cause one to raise an eye brow while pondering. He was great fun to roam the city with. I'm looking forward to another round of pursuing art exhibits and deep dialog over late night coffees the next time we cross paths."
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"Dude I hate to write you about this again but those nutrition tips you sent me were a fucking godsend. Anyway, I do appreciate ya... you're a good egg."
"Dear Mr. Greg: You are creative and amusing... two things I find irresistible. If I didn't live so far away, I'd go after you myself! Thanks for all the laughs."
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"I have to say, you provided several hours of entertainment for me just now. It is a great thing to know there are other people with similarly twisted senses of humor and intelligence. Thank you very much Greg Thompson, and good luck with the woman of your dreams. Should you ever feel the need to entertain me again, please feel free to do so, I'll take it any way I can get it."
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"You're a very quotable man, Greg. I loved some of your bits of wisdom so much I posted them on my Facebook! It's easy to tell many of the things you say come from a place of true experience."
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"The best thing I like about your writing is how I feel the presence of your heart among the words. You say what you mean and do what you say. I admire the authenticity of your beliefs even though I don't always agree completely."