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4 More Sneaky Tricks That Influence Your Decisions

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1. Blatant Indicators of Positive Reputation Beat Subtle Luxury

Consider a face-off between the Toyota Prius and… a stylish Lexus.

Even Lucifer Himself couldn’t make me drive a dorky Prius.

But a recent split-test between these 2 cars revealed that when shopping in public, people are willing to spend more on a product they don’t really want as long as it makes them look like positive contributors to the greater good of society.

When the whole world’s looking (and can see the “green” eco-conscious logo) people buy the doe-eyed Prius. Then as you lock ‘em up in a room with no one to judge, they turn into me… a shameless consumer of pretentious luxury. The heated steering wheel. The baby seal skin leather seats. Plumes of toxic exhaust from a rumbling engine. Sickeningly delicious cheeseburgers in non-biodegradable containers.

Oh yes. We consumers are a dastardly lot.

And for the same reason, this is why clothes and other products with big, blatant logos sell better than those with more concealed identities:

Louis Vuitton’s classic “LV” on their bags. Abercrombie & Fitch’s garish tags. Polo Ralph Lauren’s pony. Apple’s glowing chrome apple.

People seek out the brands that best display their own particular set of personality traits. Regardless of what “flavor of the month” personality analysis books you may have read (not your fault, publishers barf up more of them than any sane person can handle), all human traits can be summed up as a measure of these 6 characteristics:

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The Big Money Secret People Will Kill You For

Dean Kamen spent 10 years of life and $100,000,000 developing the Segway, a gyroscopically balanced transportation device.

Investors predicted it would crush golf carts, wipe out global warming, and render cars obsolete in big cities. It was hyped through the roof as some kind of “mystery transportation device” that would “revolutionize how we travel.”

They invested in factories to crank out 480,000 Segways per year to make way for what would surely be an explosive phenomenon.

Personally I too was excited at the time, thinking someone had at long last invented the hover board from one of my favorite movies, Back To The Future 2.

Imagine my complete disappointment when, in 2001, the Segway was released… to the thrill of no one. Consumers took one look at it and yawned. It was nothing more than a $3,000 glorified scooter… and one that made you look like a total dork at that.

Eight years later now in 2009, sales just passed 50,000… TOTAL. It’s target customers are fat mall cops.

(Since then, Dean has moved on, working to invent a water purifier that runs on bull shit… literally.)

I mention this catastrophic failure because it demonstrates in gory detail THE biggest money secret of all time.

…A secret so valuable that once you truly figure it out and put it to work, you will be envied… you will be hated… and men and women from all walks of life may even seek to murder you for it.

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Copywriting With Personality: Your Key To Longevity In The Market

Personality is one of the major things missing from most marketing. And it’s one of the major hidden strengths I rely on whenever I’m entering a new market heavy with competition and want to dominate quickly (which is always.)

Most businesses make the mistake of thinking using any kind of real personality in their marketing is “unprofessional” or some other such nonsense.

That kind of thinking will get you burned at the stake if you ever go up against someone making good use of it.

In the long term, after all your best customers have purchased most of what you have to offer, the ONE THING that’ll keep them coming back to you – even if you have higher prices than average and your offerings have become more commoditized over the years – is your personality.

They like it. They need it. They want more and more of it. Your relationship with your market will be like an on-going fascinating novel, delivered to them in bit pieces, each one making them eagerly look forward to the next installment… but ONLY if you do it right.

Think of your ideal prospect or best customer as a single person representative of your whole market as much as possible. (The better you know who your customer is, the better you’ll be able to develop a business personality they’ll want to cling to.)

Now think of your business as a person, with thoughts, feelings, loves, hates, fears, super-powers, and yes, even weaknesses. If you’re the owner of the business and lead even somewhat of an interesting life, make your business “avatar” an exaggerated version of your own personality for the purpose of having a “voice” to use whenever you write marketing copy for your customers and prospects.

Your business avatar needs to be just like a real person. You need to be strongly FOR certain things and strongly AGAINST others. You need to love some things with a passion and despise others with a vengeance. You need to be a champion for your customer, someone out there fighting for your customer daily, reporting back occasionally with the next interesting bit of news.

If you’ve ever read a J. Peterman catalog, they do an excellent job of giving the reader something to look forward to with each catalog issue as well as injecting passion and romance into such seemingly ordinary products as wallets, shirts, and travel bags.

Part of this structured personality-based communication is similar to the ability to write good prolonged fiction. The Travis McGee series of books is a perfect example of long, compelling fiction spanning around 18 books and 20 years of “loyal customers” (readers) for life. These fans never stopped reading because the books were “too long” or the message “too boring.” The closer you can get to your own style of romance and intrigue, the more people you will hook, and therefore the more you will sell.

Yes, you may very well offend some people. And in fact, its usually good if you do. It means you’re on the right track of creating a business personality that STANDS for something instead of existing as just another faceless entity in the crowd of competitors. Ironically, by turning away certain types of customers, you will more fiercely attract others you never would’ve been able to hold for very long otherwise.

Much like a good body of series fiction, your business story needs to contain the elements of plot, characters, ideas, and adventures. These will be delivered out to your customers and prospects in small doses via your newsletters, continuity products, word-of-mouth, events/seminars/speeches, and via other industry leaders, thus building your “legend” over time.

Key Elements of Your Business Story

1. The Guru, Hero, or Leader – Your avatar needs a story of origin, a reason why you came into being in your particular market. In the health market I mentioned earlier, my story is centered around the fact I got a particular disease and since I had very little money at the time and no health insurance, I decided to go out and find a cure on my own. The story goes on about how hard I studied, researched, and tested until I finally found the elusive solution. Now I’ve packaged it into a special report I’m offering to the customer to save them all the time and expense I had to go through to find it. Bingo, instant dramatized sales story.

2. The “Parables” – Stories you tell your customers about yourself that teach lessons and build your credibility and competence in their minds.

3. The “Miracles” – Incredible things you’re known for making happen that hardly anyone else (or perhaps NO ONE else) can do.

4. Insider language or ritual – Think Starbucks’ “Venti Mocha Whatever” kind of products that actually require the customer to, in a sense, learn a new language. You need to have terms and phrases that are only understood by you and your market so that there’s a clear “inside” and “outside” to your company. Outsiders always want to be on the inside and insiders never want to be left in the cold.

5. The Dogma – Your personality’s fundamental core beliefs and value system. Your personal “rules” and code of ethics. What you will and will never do.

6. The Enemies – Like I said before, you must stand FOR something, and AGAINST something. Take stances and make certain decisions. Honestly admit mistakes and “fight the good fight.” This is especially easy to illustrate in the health market where oftentimes the common enemy shared between you and your prospects are either doctors or Big Pharma.

7. The Testimony – Social proof that your “miracles” really do happen and that your “dogma” is really the way to go.

Consider this: who do you think about if I were to mention…

  • “Shaken, not stirred.”
  • License to kill
  • British MI6
  • 007
  • Walther PPK

Obviously, I’m referring to James Bond. But why did you know that? Was it a coincidence? Or did the creators of James Bond MAKE SURE you knew it?

Ahh, now we’re getting somewhere.

Ideally, you need to develop a business personality so compelling and recognizable that you can say just a few key words and people instantly “get it.”

Character Types That Have Proven Longevity In Business

1. The stern, but loving parent – curmudgeon
2. The patient teacher – philosopher
3. The dysfunctional eccentric genius – adventurer
4. The “everyman” – inspirational leader
5. The mystical seer – secret processes, language, and code

People want to read about the exceptional. And while you or I may not be exactly super-hero material, we can still craft exaggerated versions of our everyday selves that will be seen as exceptional to our customers and prospects. We will be more exceptional then our “real life” selves, but not entirely fictional either.

You need to identify and magnify your own special abilities. What are you good at that mystifies most people?

Even if you’re an auto mechanic or someone who sells handbags at an online store, you can still apply all of this to your business. You don’t have to be fighting government goons and dodging bullets for this to really be put to work for you.

As a copywriter, this is part of what I help people put together, along with all the other stuff we’ve been talking about.

You need to look at yourself and…

  • accentuate your positives
  • exaggerate your personality
  • sharpen your voice
  • …and embellish your heroics

You need to be a likable character. Obviously, a likable character is one who does likable things. (Why do you think every president has a dog or cat? Not a big thing, but it helps.) You need to do favors for people. You need to be witty in conversation. Don’t be selfish. Have an expansive view of life. Don’t take yourself too seriously. And be self-deprecating, but still confident.

You need to be the exceptional character… but with flaws. Be someone who overcomes obstacles and tells others how to not make the same mistakes.

Your character needs to be emotionally complex. An interesting character is not wholly agreeable to the audience. The audience will not agree with everything you represent or champion. At times, they will even struggle to reach agreement. You need to keep your customers and prospects guessing “What will he/she do next?”

For your customers and prospects to get and maintain interest for you, you must become a real person to them. Real people have flaws and are works in progress. None of us are perfect. From time to time we do make mistakes. This should be no different with our business avatars. No one wants to read about a perfect character.

Sherlock Holmes has endured for well over 100 years because Sir Arthur Conan Doyle understood he could not be perfect. While Sherlock has perfect intellect, he’s an emotional black hole incapable of a sustained relationship with anyone other than Dr. Watson, and on top of that, he abuses drugs.

You sustain an audiences interest over time to the extent you are willing to let them look into your personal life.

If people get to know you well enough and begin to look you up on the internet, do searches on your past history, etc… they’re going to find out something sooner or later anyway… so why not just come clean and admit certain key things in your marketing? The benefits will be two-fold:

1. You’ll get the chance to tell YOUR side of the story and spin it the way you want it to sound. And…
2. You’ll gain even more credibility in the long run for admitting to past mistakes.

For example, if you were selling books on how to get rich in real estate, it would probably be a good idea if YOU went ahead and exposed any past bankruptcies, divorces, or personal insecurities to your market rather than keeping them hidden.

Why?

Because they’re true things that really happened to you that you can use to enhance your “realism” to the market and more tightly bond with your customers and prospects, many of whom have likely been through the same hardships themselves.

Also, if anyone ever tries to “expose” you for being some kind of phony (any time you become successful, there are always people who want to see you crash and burn), it’ll be impossible for them to dig up any dirt that you haven’t already “exposed” yourself. You win no matter what and become immune to their jealousy.

As I’ve said before, you need to have a backstory. How did you come into being in this business? How did you get to be who you are today? What do you do what you do, and believe what you believe? This is your mythology, your legend, your life story summarized. It must be told again and again, endlessly and in different ways. It must be woven into even your newest presentations in new ways, always used as a foundation.

Next, what is your character’s context? What enemies do you battle (and conquer?) Under what circumstances do you operate? What kind of people do you interact with? Where do you travel, where do you live? What kind of adventures do you engage in?

In one of the websites I run, my business avatar does battle against the IRS and other “unfair bully” government agencies. He constantly deals with going against the grain on “normal thinking” when it comes to making money with investments and protecting your existing wealth. He hob-nobs with some of the most brutal and influential business men in the world (who wish to protect their anonymity), travels to exotic islands and distant countries in search of opportunity for his customers, and while doing so has little side-adventures with various women, corrupt government officials and sleazy merchants.

And you know what? It’s all TRUE… just exaggerated for the benefit of the reader. To keep them engaged in my sales messages so that they look FORWARD to the next one (oh boy, what in the world is he up to this time?)  instead of dreading them (oh geez, not another message from this guy…delete)

Do you see how this can impact your sales? Do you see how this can keep customers for life, buying from you over and over?

You also need to have parables – an ever-growing inventory of stories about your character you tell over and over to illustrate your key ideas, teachings, beliefs, etc.

Your stories must always have a point to them and arrive at that point clearly and concisely. Get used to telling your stories because you’ll need them again every time you send out a new marketing piece to attract new customers.

Always keep selling yourself, your ideas, the value you deliver, your viewpoints, your philosophy, and all the other things that bond you to your market.


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Ripped Off And Loving It: What Your Purchases Say About You

Have you ever paid a crazy amount of money for something that could probably be gotten much cheaper somewhere else… then your friends saw it and said “You paid HOW MUCH for… for… THAT?!”

Of course YOU know why you paid so much. Makes perfect sense. Those other guys… they just don’t get it, do they?

I’m sure you’ve heard the quote, that to succeed in business, “find a need a fill it.”

Well, that’s kinda like saying “to succeed in business, make sure you’ve always got the lowest price.”

Both are just flat out wrong. Sure, you can play devil’s advocate and say Wal-Mart makes a pretty penny off the concept. But take a look at the mega-infrastructure that took them 40+ years to build… all of that to sell barely profitable groceries, electronics, and crappy clothes that start to fall apart after 3 washes. (damn you, “George” brand clothes!)

It’s not something you and I can just go do in our free time… not that we’d want to anyway. There’s just too much hassle in a volume-based commodity business.

For the rest of us who want to make our money, AND have time to enjoy it, it’s best to think in terms of very specific desires within a marketplace.

The thing is, when we exchange our dollars for something, there’s a whole lot more going on in our heads than price alone. There’s also a whole lot more going on to our decisions than merely “what we need.”

If business were only about price and what we need, we’d all be puttering around in low-end Hyundai’s and eating only fruits, vegetables, and lean meats for sustainance.

But obviously that’s not how the world works, is it?

So I’d say the REAL quote should be: “Find a WANT and fulfill it.”

Because when you supply people what they WANT, price begins to float away and fade into the distance, becoming less and less an issue as the buyer’s desires get stronger.

Milk, eggs, bread… most of us eat ‘em up so fast and think so commonly of them, there’s really only so high you can stretch their price. Would you pay $20 for a gallon of milk? Probably not. If I did, it’d better be some damn fine milk… like vintage 2008 from hand-milked cows raised by Zeus himself imported directly from the green paradise of Elysian Fields… the kind that shakes an orgasm outta me with every sip.

But the same is not true for other purchases in life… things like clothes, accessories, books, videos, experiences, feelings… these things are far easier to command an extreme price… IF you know how to do it.

And, IF you know how to do it, it’s the surest path I know of to an immensely profitable business.

Good advertising fundamentally taps into the existing desires and wishes within people, and then shows them how to achieve those dreams by means of the product being sold. Quite often, these desires are based on insecurities built up in the person over the course of their life.

Interestingly, you can learn a lot about your own insecurities by taking a long hard look at what you purchase… and WHY you really bought it.

Here are a few things I recently bought. First I’ll tell you what they were and the price… then the logical reason I bought them… and finally the “real” reason I bought them. Once you understand these examples from my own life, you’ll be able to notice things about your own purchases that reveal insights into your inner character.

Looking at these examples will also help you to reframe what it is your business actually sells. Not the actual product, but the thoughts, feelings, desires, insecurities behind it that cause your customers to pay more, and love you for it.

Greg’s Irrational Purchase #1. The J.W. Hulme Sojourner Sahara Sand Travel Bag

Price: $700 + $19 for engraved bronze nameplate = $719.00 total

Logical reason I bought it: Because my old duffel bag, a stitched together black leather bag I bought from a mail order catalog for about $40 with my first paycheck ever, was falling apart and needed to be replaced. This new bag from J.W. Hulme has a custom developed one-of-a-kind leather that is soft, supple, and tough as nails all at the same time. American hand-stitching reinforced with brass studs and a lifetime replacement or repair guarantee. In other words, this thing could get blown to bits by a rocket and as long as I still had a scrap of leather I could show them for proof, I’d get a brand new bag.

REAL reason I bought it: I mean look at it… it’s BEAUTIFUL. The damn thing’s a work of art I get to casually flaunt everywhere I travel. Makes me look better. Sets me apart. Makes me appear more like a “sophisticated traveler” than some “lame tourist.” It’s a trusted friend, the one thing I can always rely on when plunged into the depths of an unknown foreign land. It’s an heirloom; something that can be passed down from generation to generation. One day, some kid might be able to say “This is the bag grandpa always had by his side when he saw the world’s most fascinating places and talked to some of the most fascinating people. Oh, the romances, the girls, intrigue, and mystery this bag has seen. If it could only talk.” Also this bag represents a new phase in my life… the transition from “less money” of the past, to the “more money, more success” of the present and hopefully on into the future. It’s the bag of a winner. A man who is comfortable in his own skin and doesn’t conform to norms. It’s a visual representation of who I am, where I’ve been, and where I’m going. It’s customized. Its well-worn scuffs say “This is Greg Thompson’s bag… he’s seen some serious shit, and escaped to tell the tale.”

Greg’s Irrational Purchase #2. Gary Bencivenga Seminar DVDs

Price: $5,000 + ~$12 to Fedex the check

Logical reason I bought it: Gary Bencivenga is the only copywriter legend out there who seems to be universally respected and admired by EVERYONE in the business, past and present. While most people talk about old masters like David Ogilvy, Gene Schwartz, and (I think) either John Caples or Claude Hopkins (can’t remember which)… Gary has actually worked WITH them or under them at some point in his life. He’s witnessed billions of dollars in split-test results and some of his ads are legendary. He works incredibly hard on every piece to make sure it’s the best piece of targeted persuasion it can possibly be. Hell, even copywriter Gary Halbert who was usually mostly about self-promotion even honored Gary Bencivenga several times in his newsletter :) Gary’s 2005 seminar was to be a landmark; his one and only “tell everything I know all at once” shot in the brain. Well, I must say it was good… but I’m still not sure if it was $5,000 good. Gary did a great job, but unfortunately I have to say I was aware of a lot of the information already, but maybe just not in the same form as it was presented (like the Bencivenga Persuasion Equasion, for instance – the components are obvious, but they way he organizes his research and puts fits it into the bigger picture was new to me.) The presentation by Michael Fishman was particularly interesting, but they cut him short before he had a chance to finish his talk on advanced list selection strategies. I think the major benefit was in going to the actual live event rather than the DVDs, because there you would have gotten to see Gary and the 100 other top direct marketers in the world in attendance… hung out with them, talk with them… just be one of the “cool guys” with them.

REAL reason I bought it: I think that when someone is willing to part with $5 G’s for a set of DVDs, there’s really 2 things at work: #1. The benefit you get from the information must either save you $5,000 or make you an extra $5,000 for it to have paid for itself. Most people who buy $500, $1,000, and $2,500 courses and seminars do so because they know that if the information is what the seller says it is, the money spent will be inconsequential compared to the increase in sales or savings of time, money, or both. Dan Kennedy calls this concept “selling money at a discount.” It’s the part of the pitch that goes something like “I’m giving you X,XXX in value for only $XXX dollars – you’ll make this back plus a ton more in no time.” It works very well for anything information based where the desired outcome is very measurable and tangible. And the #2 thing at work on a $5G DVD set is… I think deep down, most of us want to be legends, to be remembered and admired for our work long after we’re gone. Especially business people. Guys like Gary Halbert and Gary Bencivenga have built a legacy in advertising copywriting and will get to benefit from it. So when they offer something this monumental for sale, it’s kindof like saying “I’ll show you everything I know so maybe one day you can be a legend too.” Most of us want appreciation and recognition from our peers for our work; reassuring pats on the back a warm “couldn’t have done it without ya” at the end of a hard, lonely day.

Greg’s Irrational Purchase #3. Lots of clothes by Polo Ralph Lauren

Price: Varies, though $95 polo’s, $90 Chino’s, and $160 light jackets are commonplace. Suits and sweaters run considerably more. Entire wardrobes of this stuff can easily run into multiple G’s.

Logical reason I buy them: A man’s gotta wear something on his body in public and you can get some really nice looks out of Ralph Lauren combinations. RL covers the entire spectrum of accomplished sportsman, to casual evening stroll, to intellectual sophisticate quite well. Their blacks are blacker, colors more vibrant than other brands, material tougher, and the fit… oh my, the FIT! Perfectly cut shirts and pants for slim body types. The first time I slipped on my $75 custom fit black polo, I was sold in a heartbeat; I’d never seen myself look quite like that ever before. I cast the same silhouette as the model in the ad! It was an eye-opening experience as to what differently cut, higher quality clothes can really do for you.

REAL reasons I buy them: Along with all of the things I talked about above, comes a great boost in confidence and self-esteem. They’re clothes “off the rack” that wear like they were custom tailored just for you. The whole expereince is like visiting some really cool rich guy’s closet who wears all the same sizes as you and getting to raid whatever you want out of it. But more importantly, I think, is how Polo Ralph Lauren presents itself. Look at the guys; slicked back blonde hair, parted on the side. Comfortable, calm, and intelligent. Knows what he wants and how to get it. Real Ivy-Leaguers for sure. Men of good breeding, old-money families, and well repute. Sportsman – not the “dumb jock” kind we remember from high school, but the suave, sophisticated Yale polo men who’d join you for a drink after the match. To outsiders, we may resemble arrogant pricks bent on our own image and unreasonably high ideals, but inside – we know the truth: elitism is not a sin. Life is meant to be lived, so why not do it with style as well as functionality? When you can have whatever you choose out of life, it’s perfectly reasonable to ask “Why not the best?” with every decision to be made. The best family, the best friends, the best cars, sports, boats, and women. It’s all right there for the taking once you’re in the Ivy League. I might venture a guess that guys unsatisfied with their upbringing, formal education, or socialization might be strongly attracted to this brand for reasons they’ve probably never considered.

Greg’s Irrational Purchase #4. Leather-bound classics by Easton Press

Price: About $45 per book on average – usually for the same books you can get off Amazon.com for $1 to $5

Logical reason I buy them: The fine craftsmanship and attention to detail on each and every volume gives the classics a whole new level of readability. Acid-free, archive-quality thick paper, tight binding, leather covers, and real 24 karat gold edges on the pages ensure a long life. And besides, if you don’t have all the classics anyway (Hemingway, Robert Louis Stevenson, Mark Twain, Chaucer, etc, etc, etc) this is a fine way to obtain them via monthly subscription. Basically they send you one book per month until you’ve paid them thousands over the course of many years. All of this mostly for books they didn’t have to buy or license the rights to. I dunno, sounds like a cool business to me.

REAL reasons I buy them: Let’s face it; they look damn good on the shelf. Selling quality books isn’t just about the information and enjoyment you get from reading them personally, but also the showpiece quality and timelessness surrounding them. To your dinner guests, your books tell a story of who you are as a man. With these books, you are the worldly, well-read, sophisticated man of society and good breeding. Respected, admired among peers for your vast reservoir of knowledge, humorous anedotes, and after-dinner stories. Tales from a time long past of human struggle and triumph are familiar to you, and you reguarly share them with others, demonstrating a passion and zest for life like no other man they’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. Yes, when you have these books… you are never alone, never lonely, never bored. And when your time has come and you’ve finally left this world, your faithful books will remain here behind, enlightening and entertaining your next generation of society’s best – a small (but important!) part of your legacy.

Greg’s Irrational Purchase #5. The J. Peterman American Baseball Jacket

Green Baseball JacketPrice: $345 – Instead of my normal format, I just want you to see below for their excellent write-up about this jacket. From it, you’ll be able to easily see what it means to the buyer.

Made even more world-famous by the show Seinfeld, the J. Peterman company catalog is something EVERYONE in sales should subscribe to.  They have some of the most excellent ways of romanticizing their products than most companies you will ever see. Each issue is an entire course in good drama-based, emotional copywriting. And to think they give away all this knowledge for free!

Anyway, here it is:

In Poland or Paris or Prague or Liverpool, they’d kill for a jacket like this.

It’s something they caught a glimpse of in every other American movie they ever saw.

They saw it, but they never even got close to one.

We, meanwhile, grew up with so many little things:

hot rods, drive-in movies, non-electric guitars, hollyhocks, Kelvinators, hand-cranked ice-cream makers, laundry chutes, pom-poms, apple-corers, Buick Roadmasters, I-Like-Ike buttons, milk bottles with a swelling at the neck for the cream to collect in, exciting pictures on page 107 of the National Geographic, pie in the window for “hobos,” shirt-sleeve garters, a Gar Wood mahogany speedboat …and, a baseball jacket (or whatever name you called it) with leather sleeves, like this one.

Maybe you never had one. I didn’t have one either. But I always wanted one.

I think it’s time to pull it out of the attic of our memories. Like youth itself, it’s too good to waste on little kids only.

The American Baseball Jacket (No. 4035). Soft cowhide sleeves. Wool body. Leather-edged handwarmer pockets. Ribbed cuffs, collar, and bottom hem. Quilted acetate lining. Traditional metal snap closures.

Just as good as you remember it. Maybe better.

I could give a lot more examples, but that’s all for now. There’s two important things to learn from all this:

#1. If you’re a business owner, always always ALWAYS keep in mind what the real, more hidden reasons your customers would buy from you might be. Then, take those ideas, and inject and amplify them in your sales material. Focus them to such a point that the product itself becomes mostly transparent, and all the buyer can see is the vision of his fondest dreams finally realized. The ad is like the display window for the product, and the product itself is merely a means to an end – the only end that matters – your buyer’s.

#2. Take a close look at the brands you identify most strongly with. Why do you think that is? Thinking about this will increase your self knowledge by leaps and bounds and might even lead to a breakthrough in helping you move through life with more happiness and peace of mind. Remember, brands are not purchased, they are JOINED. What clubs do you belong to? Why? What are you trying to do? Who do you want to be?

It’s something fascinating to consider…


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How To Make Your Job Sound More Interesting

Everyone, no matter what, should have an answer to the age-old question, “So, [your name], what do you do?”

Preferably a damn good one.

It’s the inevitable question that comes up at any social function. Yet for all its commonality, it’s incredibly rare for someone to have an uncommon answer.

“Me? Oh, I’m an engineer.”

“Oh, yeah, I’m a DJ down at the Juke Joint.”

“I’m a roofing contractor.”

“I’m a mortgage broker.”

Whatever.

The list goes on and on. We get asked this question all the time because it’s an established friendly sociable thing to do when getting to know new people. It’s accepted and expected, especially in today’s world where one’s job increasingly defines their life.

And even though you are in fact NOT your job (your job only defines a very small part of your life potential), it is still a socially smart use of your energy to think about what you REALLY do for a living, and then telling people about it when they throw you the old “So whaddya do?” line.

The effects of this technique are life-transforming… at least, socially. With your new answer to that question, immediately you’ll notice a change in how people perceive you. What was once dull and boring will burst with life into a new sense of identity and purpose. People will admire your passion and determination for endeavors that, under normal circumstances, would seem tedious and unfulfilling.

And best of all, you don’t have to be James Bond or Hugh Hefner to pull it off…

Here is what you do:

First, think about what you do for a living. Not your “title” or your “occupation”… none of that. Instead think about what you actually DO for people throughout the course of your day.

What service do you provide?

Dig deeper.

What benefits does this service provide to people?

Dig even deeper.

What emotional reaction do people have when they experience these benefits?

Deeper still, ultimately what will your service and these emotional benefits end up producing for people in the long-run? What meaning will it give to their lives that would not have existed otherwise?

“But Greg,” you whine, “I don’t do anything special like that. I’m just a [...insert name of supposedly boring profession here...]

You’re not thinking hard enough. I don’t care if you’re a computer programmer, a shelf-stocker at Wal-Mart, or some guy who tallies points on Bingo night at the old folks home, THIS CAN WORK FOR YOU.

As an example, a long time ago I used to tell people “Oh, I’m a copywriter.” Quickly I discovered most people have no idea what a “copywriter” actually is, let alone enough interest to delve any further into it. More often than not, they’d either just pretend to know what that was and move on to another topic, or they’d make some comment about copyrights and trademarks.

*SIGH*

“Hmm, ok, so ‘copywriter’ doesn’t work because no one knows what it is. So I’ll come up with something different,” I thought.

My change?

“I write ads.” or sometimes… “I write advertising.”

Yup, that’s what I do. “I write ads.”

This worked a little better, but still I could feel the boredom and, sometimes, disgust creep over their faces in short order. Very seldom would anyone outside the industry who wasn’t into “marketing” ask much else about it.

Another dead end. Back to the drawing board.

Then, one day I was reading “Breakthrough Advertising” by Eugene Schwartz, one of my personal heroes – not only in marketing but life in general. And it hit me – copywriting, the act of formulating words into a persuasive symphony of ideas for the purpose of motivating someone to buy something, change a belief, or whatever, was FAR more than merely “writing ads.”

Hell, I was doing the whole profession a disservice by summing it up like that. And by extension, I was robbing myself of much needed direction and purpose. I had grown jaded and needed something to attach to and believe in again.

So here was my first change. It went something like this:

“I’m a writer, but that’s only a small part of the story. One of the things I do is travel around to see different places and experts in different subjects, interview them, and then compile their knowledge into an easy-to-read, sometimes entertaining, book or report. Then I write the advertising that sells the book or report to the subscribers to my newsletter and also to a new set of people who have never heard of me before. Then I take those new people and they also become subscribers to my newsletter. I repeat this over and over with a lot of different subjects; basically anything that a particular group of people are desperate to learn or know about (like strange ways to cure a disease or how to avoid tax problems with the government, how to get the best deals on exotic travel, etc) Stuff like that.”

This got an immeasurably better reaction from just about anyone, most importantly of whom were attractive girls who were genuinely interested in me. This kind of answer only served to fuel the interest to greater levels.

But after reading Gene’s book, a new world opened up to me in this profession I only vaguely knew existed before:

The force that creates sales, that powers our present economy, is desire. Mass desire, spread among millions of men and women. And the art of salesmanship, fundamentally and primarily, is expanding this desire. Expanding it horizontally, among more and more people.. and expanding it vertically, by sharpening and magnifying it – by building it to such a pitch, it overcomes the obstacles of skepticism, lethargy, and price… and results in a sale.

As John E. Kennedy and later Claude Hopkins famously said, “Advertising is salesmanship in print.” Therefore, above everything else, advertising is the literature of desire. It is society’s encyclopedia of dreams… our modern-day Book Of Wishes. Advertising gives form and content to desire. It provides it with a goal.

These desires, as they exist in the mind of the prospect before the ad, are indistinct. They are blurs – hazy, ambiguous, not yet crystallized into words or images. In most cases, they are simply vague emotions, without compulsion or direction. And as such, they have only a fraction of their true potential power.

Because of this, MY JOB IS TO FILL OUT THOSE VAGUE DESIRES WITH CONCRETE IMAGES – to show the prospect every possible way they can be fulfilled – to multiply their strength by the number of satisfactions I can suggest to achieve them. I am literally a script writer for human dreams. I am the chronicler of an individual man or woman’s future. My job is to show them in minute detail all the tomorrows that are possible… if only they purchase my product.

In fact, if I don’t sell and present all the benefits and emotional realizations WITH ALL MY MIGHT… I am doing my ad’s readers a huge disservice.

This is the core of advertising – its fundamental function. To take unformulated desire, and translate it into one vivid scene of fulfillment after another. To add the appeal of concrete satisfaction after satisfaction to the basic drive of that desire. To make sure the reader realizes everything he is getting – everything he is now leaving behind – everything he may be missing.

The sharper I can draw these pictures (using words and the occasional image) – and the greater the number of them I can legitimately present – the more the reader will demand the product, and the less important the price will seem.

This is what I do for a living. This is the purpose of my job. And it sure feels a helluva lot better than saying “I’m a copywriter” or “I write ads.”

In fact, one time I even came up with this:

I want you to imagine you are at a very high class cocktail party in the city. And a gorgeous young woman is there who is being courted by almost every man at the party. Each of them chat her up to the best of their ability. They are all trying to figure out what appeal they could use to attract her to them so they could establish a relationship with her.

One guy talks about his show business connections and how he could get her jobs as an actress in several different movies.

Another guy tells her that he represents models and she is so beautiful if they worked together, he could almost assure her she would be on the cover of almost every popular magazine in America.

Several other guys try to impress her with how much money they have. They talk about the companies they own, the yachts they have as play toys, the Ferraris, Lamborginies and Rolls Royces they drive, and how their wealth is so obscene, they and anybody connected with them, will never again have to worry about anything to do with money.

A couple guys are just drop-dead good looking and they try to attract her with their wit, good looks and animal magnetism.

None of this seems to work on her very well.

Then a youngish, somewhat average man walks over to her and whispers a few words in her ear. Her face brightens with a 1,000 megawatt smile she says, “Yeah! Let’s do it!” and she gets up and walks out of that party arm-in-arm with that lucky man.

What did he say to her? Well, that’s sort of what my job is like when I’m writing an ad…I have to know exactly what to say and only have a limited amount of space (usually) in which to say it. So it has to be good, or none of it will work.

What you need to do is get deep inside the matter, and figure out what it is you’re really giving to the world. What is your role? How do your actions ripple outward and affect the lives of other people?

Maybe the computer programmer works for the government. Perhaps in aeronautics. Forget your function. Think about your benefit in a new and interesting way. Now the phrase “I’m a computer programmer” can become “I work with the government on the stealth bomber project.”

Now the phrase “I’m stock shelves at Wal-Mart” can become “I make sure people can always get the food they want. That Hot Pocket you’re eating right there? That’s all me.” (that line’s good for a laugh in a group)

And even my somewhat silly example of the Bingo hall score counter can transform into “I help elderly people have fun and get more out of their time every Wednesday night.” (go for the “aww” reaction)

Ok, you get the idea. It’s all about perception. And perception is reality. You just gotta give it some thought!

Do it right now with your own job, really think about it… and then try it out the next time someone asks you “So, what do you do?”

When you hit it just right, you’ll be amazed how people react to you, now and for the rest of your life.

P.S. So exactly what DID that guy say to the beautiful woman?? Well, as it turns out, he knew something about her no one else at the party knew; the fact she was a coke addict. Knowing this, all he had to do was walk up to her, whisper something like “Hey, I got some really great smack outside in my car, wanna come?” And boom, she was there.

P.P.S. Ok, so  realize that maybe wasn’t the fairy-tale answer you had hoped for. But hey, c’mon, it’s a fictional story and its purpose was instructive. Besides, these things really do happen in real life. So get over it :)


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