Then I see these pictures, and hear about your trip firsthand, and we have yet another instance of how everything we’re told about everything is a lie.

I remember staying in a Hampton Inn here in the US, and for their breakfast they served crappy bagels, microwave biscuits, and other nastiness. You stay in a NICER place, for WAY cheaper, and eat much better food.

And the airport experience. MANNN. That sounds like paradise. “Hope you have good time”. Over here, it’s like “Do you have shampoo in your bag you piece of scum! Get on the ground, NOW!”

It’s also strange hearing how their restaurants like Papa Johns are WAYYY nicer. As you know, the Papa John’s where I’m at, you go inside and there’s an overweight guy, scraggly beard, tomato sauce on his apron, and he sort of slouchily (if that’s word, lol) makes his way to the counter and is like, “Hey… Can I help you?” Then he puts out his cigarette.

As for Flora, she sounds great.